The Art of the Australian Insult

“As a rule of thumb, if your bum looks like a garbage bag full of grapes, avoid Spandex.”

Sam de Brito, who also declares that Ramones T-shirts are “Worn by people who don’t realise that Ramones were a band. Almost as bad as dickheads in Che Guevara T-shirts who think a mass murderer was a folk hero.” As for the faux-hawk, it’s “the decaf soy latte of haircuts.”