“We will soon be living in a world where gay men are the master race.
Already their physiology is clearly superior. They can withstand extreme cold wearing only hotpants and a pair of roller skates; they can run 30km on a treadmill while drinking a mojito; they can stay up dancing for three days at a time and then organise a nice little brunch that gets everybody talking.
By comparison the straight man is weak.”
Joe Hildebrand.
Filed under: Business, Politicians | Tags: Joe Hildebrand, Malcolm Turnbull
“I know some people have scoffed at this as not being an experience of true hardship. All I will say is that clearly those people have never had to deal with an Eastern Suburbs real estate agent. It’s like playing chess with a pterodactyl.”
Joe Hildebrand on Malcolm Turnbull’s troubled childhood growing up in rented flats in Vaucluse.
“In Reba Meagher I thought I had found the perfect woman: a compassionate and intelligent lady of timeless beauty (she has been 39 for three years now) who can sniff out a free drink like a truffle.
She is also a masterful politician. For example, by living in Coogee instead of her electorate of Cabramatta, she has achieved the perfect balance between representing the interests of working people and no having to touch them.”
Joe Hildebrand, who says his heart was broken because Reba refused his invitation to appear on his online show Red Chair in the Square. This, he said, was punishment for an article reporting the chauffeur incident in the Daily Telegraph. Hildebrand reflected:
“Before I go on I want to make it perfectly reasonable and legitimate for any democratically elected government to tell the media that unless they write only positive stories they will be cut off from all contact and no longer recognized. It has worked well in China for decades.”
Hildebrand concludes with this advice for Meagher:
“Remember the life philosophy of your mentor Joseph Pilates: “F… over the Left at all costs and no matter what you’ve done it is always somebody else’s fault.”
Filed under: The Media | Tags: Angela Catterns, Deborah Cameron, Joe Hildebrand
“A bit like a piece of wood interviewing a tyre iron.”
Joe Hildebrand on Deborah Cameron’s interview with Angela Catterns.
