The Art of the Australian Insult


Spare squeezes
June 27, 2008, 9:36 am
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“I too get lonely when my wife is not around – she occasionally ducks out to shop or go to yoga and other things. So I broached the idea of having a spare squeeze around the house, just for those times whyen she wasn’t about. I’ve narrowed down the job description and I;m now looking for an applicant who is pretty good at applying bandages to head wounds and treating a black eye.”

Rob Parker of  Maleny Qld responds to revelations that some Australian Muslims are compaining to make polygamy legal. As another eader of The Australian writes, “wouldn’t it be nice if Sheikh Khalil Chami and Keysar Trad woke up tomorrow morning and found themselves in the 21st century?”

Sam Ball of Windsor, Vic, thinks polyandry would be an excellent idea:

“If a woman could legally have up to say, four husbands, it would be a saving to taxpayers because such multi-income families would have no need for welfare. Each husband would have to take out the garbage and mow the lawn only once  amonth. They would also have more time to recuperate after sexc and there would be less demand for Viagra. In more ways than one, polyandry is a no brainer.”

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