The Art of the Australian Insult

A city filled with singing Eastern European virgins
July 28, 2008, 2:58 am
Filed under: Religion, Sex | Tags: ,

Aaron Timms shares his observations of World Youth Day and agrees it was a Good Thing:


“No doubt I am not alone in expressing this wish: we totally should have the Catholic youth of the world around to Sydney again. If there’s one thing this city needs, it’s more happy, unsexed Slovakians. I mean that seriously: a city filled with singing Eastern European virgins is a city at peace with itself.”

“Good ideas to come out of World Youth Day included Pope Benedict XVI (has there been a more loveable octogenarian German theologian?), non-dogmatic  Pope impersonations )”Do not liff your life in see pursuit of material possssseshonsss) and the use of backpacks as a marker of religious affiliation. The bad things included the secularists who took no part in it, secularism, secularist filth and secularizing, valueless scum.”


As two young train travellers at Town Hall noted:


“There are no hot pilgrims.”

“Those rucksacks don’t help.”

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