The Art of the Australian Insult


Beauty-disadvantaged to find happiness in Mount Isa
August 18, 2008, 12:46 am
Filed under: Sex | Tags: ,

“May I suggest if there are five blokes to every girl, we should find out where there are beauty-disadvantaged women and ask them to proceed to Mount Isa. Quite often you will see walking down the street a lass who is not so attractive with a wide smile on her face. Whether it is recollection of something previous or anticipation for the next evening, there is a degree of happiness.  Often those who are beauty-disadvantaged are uphappy with their lot. Some, in other places in Australia, need to proceed to Mount Isa where happiness awaits.”

Beauty-disadvantaged? Mayor John Molony attempts to lure unattractive girls to the mining town in the middle of nowhere. One miner acknowledged, “There’s definitely a lack of beautiful women, blokes are not as picky – you take what you can get.”

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