The Art of the Australian Insult


Silly sausage
October 20, 2008, 10:43 pm
Filed under: Celebrities | Tags: ,

“I was buying meat for a barbecue when this guy accused me of not giving Pauline Hanson, who starred in the first series, a fair go – and hit me with his sausages!”

Todd McKenny. Tim Elliot explains all:

“PEOPLE used to ask: “Where were you the day JFK was shot?” As of yesterday, they will ask: “Where were you the day you read about Dancing With The Stars judge Todd McKenney being attacked by a man with a string of sausages in a supermarket?”

For many Australians that dark day – the day the dancin’ almost died – came yesterday, when New Idea revealed McKenney’s harrowing ordeal at the hands of a mince-wielding psychopath.”

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