The Art of the Australian Insult


All a little embarrassing
November 24, 2008, 2:42 am
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A BROTHEL owner says he is unfazed by the revelation that NSW Premier Nathan Rees is operating an electorate office in the same building.

“It’s a little embarrassing, yes,” said the brothel owner, Mr X. “We’re sick of all the seedy characters hanging around. But respectable businesses like ours aren’t going to be driven out by the likes of them.”

Rees moved his office to Best Road in Seven Hills on September 5. A large sign outside the office clearly bears the words: “Member for Toongabbie.”

It is understood the local council has received several complaints that the office is bringing down the tone of the neighbourhood.

Complainants include the brothel, a mob of drug-dealing money launderers, an international arms dealer, an arsonist, a gang of slave traders, the crew of a Somalian pirate ship and a merchant banker.

A council insider told The Sun-Herald: “We have to take all complaints seriously. Apart from the merchant banker’s, obviously.”

Simon Webster reflects on the illegal brothel operating above Nathan Rees’s office.

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