The Art of the Australian Insult


I’d rather see an axe murderer
February 7, 2009, 2:25 am
Filed under: Sex | Tags: , ,

At a suburban movie theatre (not my local) a husband and wife had stormed out of Milk after seeing Sean Penn plant a kiss on the mouth of another male. The woman registered her disgust with the box office attendant and demanded a refund.

The attendant suggested they could swap their tickets to the only other film about to start in the complex,The Changeling. He warned them it featured scenes of a serial killer axing children to death. The wife turned to her husband and said, “That sounds OK.”

Paul Sadler Newtown, letter to the Sydney Morning Herald.

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