The Art of the Australian Insult


Cricket as code for sex
April 1, 2009, 12:12 am
Filed under: Sex, Sport

Some great entries in Sam de Brito’s blog on cricketing terms as code for sex, including:

Duckworth-Lewis: The formula employed to gauge how many drinks you’re prepared to buy a woman in order to get her into bed.

Enforce the follow-on: Sex after sex. “Mate, we both woke up at 10am and she enforced the follow-on.”

Right-arm orthodox: The missionary position.

The yorker: An acute, well-delivered line or action that virtually guarantees sex. “We were getting on pretty good and they I yorked her, so she had to play at the ball.”

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