The Art of the Australian Insult


The whitest guy around
April 4, 2009, 8:17 am
Filed under: Politicians | Tags: ,

“BESIDES albino blues guitarist Johnny Winter, moon-tanned British comedian Matt Lucas and an undiscovered race of sightless subterranean mole people, Kevin Rudd is the whitest guy around.

He’s Ned Flanders minus the funk. He’s so white that it’s impossible to keep time on a backbeat in the presence of even a Rudd photograph.

Next to the Prime Minister, Family First senator Steve Fielding looks like a Wiradjuri elder.”

Tim Blair on the Prime Minister, who was somewhat surprisingly compared to Barack Obama by the Bishop of London.

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