The Art of the Australian Insult

Is Malcolm Turnbull dead man walking?
June 28, 2009, 4:04 pm
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“By the time they had trawled through Turnbull’s past, the Opposition Leader was portrayed, under the privilege of Parliament, as a treacherous, bullying, smearing, opportunistic, justice-poisoning, forest-stripping, tax-avoiding, profiteering, cat-abusing loser.

I had thought all this was being warehoused for the next election. But no, they want him dead now.”

Paul Sheehan comments on the circling of the hyenas in Parliament, where Malcolm Turnbull looks distinctly like a dead man walking after Utegate. The illustration accompanying the article, in which Turnbull is rendered as a dying zebra being ripped to shreds, is especially entertaining:

My country for a hairdryer
May 8, 2009, 8:31 am
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“This particular allegation by Turnbull is absolutely ridiculous and absolutely false and designed.”

Prime Minister Kevin Rudd resents Malcolm Turnbull’s allegation that he had a frothy over the lack of a hairdryer while visiting troops in Afghanistan.

An all-time low
April 8, 2009, 8:06 am
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“YOUR Newspoll survey shows that Kevin Rudd’s popularity has been apparently unaffected by a shameful display of inexcusable behaviour towards an RAAF cabin attendant, even though his bad temper and filthy little mouth are legendary. Have our standards and complacency sunk to such an all-time dismal low that we are now prepared not only to tolerate this type of bad behaviour but then reward it while excusing it on the grounds that he’s only human?

Do the feminist warriors who infest the Labor Party, our education system and saturate our media condone this deplorable bully-boy display on one of their own, from our Prime Minister, no less? Apparently so. Weak as a fizzy drink the lot of them. No wonder our kids are running amuck with bad behaviour when this is the example set by those supposed to present a moral compass for society.”

Ralph Walton, Belmont, Qld, letter to The Australian.

Kevin Rudd, Mark Latham and Mother Teresa
April 6, 2009, 11:23 pm
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“ONE cannot help being amused by Bill Leak. When all is said and done on Kevin Rudd, the reality is that he makes Mark Latham look like Mother Teresa.”

Colin Gourley of Doncaster, Vic, one of a number of responses to a controversial cartoon by Bill Leak.

“You’d rather see the country fail”
April 6, 2009, 5:35 am
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“They are just completely irresponsible and reckless. I think they would rather see the country fail than see the Rudd Government succeed.”

Treasurer Wayne Swan hits out at the Opposition’s threat to block aspects of the budget if they are unhappy with allocations, during an interview on the ABC.

Eat your crusts, Prime Minister
April 6, 2009, 5:22 am
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“Kevin Rudd doesn’t like sandwiches … never has. Take a look at his hair. Here is a bloke that, long term, has not eaten his crusts.”

Brian Greaney, Buderim, Qld, letter to The Australian.

Making a meal of Kevin Rude’s outburst
April 6, 2009, 5:04 am
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“Bullying behaviour by the Prime Minister in particular towards a female member of our serving defence force is totally unacceptable. The kind of bullying that reduced her to tears and ended up in an incident report being filed … would not be accepted in any workplace across Australia. It reflects very badly on him.”

Julie Bishop to ABC television. Joe Hockey said that the Prime Minister’s press secretary had lied to Australians. “What was more alarming out of that entire incident, not just going off the handle at the RAAF staff, but the fact his office was lying to the Australian people about what actually happened. This illustrates a pattern of behaviour out of his office that they are prepared to mislead the Australian people as to the truth of the matter.”

“He’s been quite appropriately nicknamed Kevin Rude … as a result of this episode,” said Opposition frontbencher Senator Nick Minchin.

“Those of us who work and live in Parliament House have known for years there’s two sides to Kevin Rudd, and that behind closed doors he’s prone to temper tantrums and this sort of belittling and very bad behaviour with his own staff. For him to reduce a 23-year-old air hostess to tears because of a temper tantrum over his meal is completely and utterly unforgivable. I think Australians are now seeing gradually another side to the bloke they elected Prime Minister 18 months ago.”