The Art of the Australian Insult


Things move slowly in Canberra
September 26, 2008, 2:34 am
Filed under: Politicians | Tags: , ,

“Good afternoon, Brendan Nelson’s office,” said the woman answering. “Oh, sorry. Malcolm Turnbull’s office.”

Strewth reports on a call to Malcolm Turnbull’s office yesterday afternoon.



“I’m going to slit your throat if it’s the last thing I do”
June 26, 2008, 7:19 am
Filed under: Lifestyles | Tags: ,

“You dirty f***ing slut, I’m going to slit your throat if it’s the last thing I do”.

Threat issued by a 35 year old Canberra woman to a neighbour who looked after her two eldest children. The mother has now been hauled before a court of law on child neglect charges.



Cull the stupid
June 16, 2008, 3:19 am
Filed under: Fauna and Flora | Tags: , , ,

“I would support euthanasing the animal liberationists at the same time as the roos on the basis of stupidity.”

Canberra resident, commenting on local radio at the time of the notorious Canberra Kangaroo Cull.

kangaroo

Source: Daily Mail