The Art of the Australian Insult

The Matt Brown note
September 26, 2008, 3:33 am
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“Some people may be familiar with the concept of “the brown note”, a mythical point on the musical spectrum at which the listener soils himself. Now thanks to the wonder of NSW politicis we have the Matt Brown note, a point on the musical spectrum at which the listener starts dry-humping Noreen Hay.”

Joe Hildebrand. September 20 2008.

“I made a mistake”
September 11, 2008, 4:56 am
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“I’m a human being and I made a mistake and I’m going to cop the consequences of that mistake.”

Disgraced ex-Police minister Matt Brown, who admits being in his underwear, but not simulating sex with Wollongong MP Noreen Hay. Premier Nathan Rees explained on radio:

“I subsequently heard too many differing reports and I took it upon myself to directly ring people who’d been present during the course of the evening and a very different picture emerged. I subsequently put it to former minister Brown late last night that there were too many reports of you in your underwear for me to ignore. He conceded he’d been in his underwear and that gave me no option but to demand his resignation.”

Perhaps Matt Brown could get together with Linda Naggs
September 11, 2008, 4:14 am
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“Look at this, I’m tittie-f..king your mother!”

What witnesses say disgraced ex-NSW Police Minister Matt Brown said to the adult daughter of Labor MP Noreen Hay while he simulated sex with her. He had stripped down to his underpants at the time. Brown denies having said this, but has admitted the rest. He has just been sacked, three days into his new job, by NSW Premier Nathan Rees.

Now that he is underemployed, perhaps he could get together with Melbourne stripper Linda Marie Naggs, who is currently on trial for sexually assaulting a best man at a stag party with a dildo.