The Art of the Australian Insult


“You’d rather see the country fail”
April 6, 2009, 5:35 am
Filed under: Politicians, The economy | Tags: ,

“They are just completely irresponsible and reckless. I think they would rather see the country fail than see the Rudd Government succeed.”

Treasurer Wayne Swan hits out at the Opposition’s threat to block aspects of the budget if they are unhappy with allocations, during an interview on the ABC.

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More goose than Swan
October 8, 2008, 3:18 am
Filed under: Business, Politicians, The economy | Tags: ,

“He is a useless excuse for a Treasurer, appears to be afraid of the banks and totally misleads the public whenever he feels like it…He is totally misnamed – Wayne Swan should have been named Wayne Goose.”

Robert Scott, Rosemeadow, letter to the Daily Telegraph. Other readers agree:

“Giving them carte blanche to do as they will with interest rates is a disgusting, spineless surrender by Wayne Swan…Wayne Swan is running the economy the same way Kevin Rudd is running the country – into the ground.” Steve Limbrick, Hornsby Heights.

“If you don’t know what you’re talking about Wayne Swan, then shut your pie hole and let us get some help.” TG, Holsworthy.



Ricky Ponting for the Brownlow Medal
September 24, 2008, 6:09 am
Filed under: Politicians, Sport | Tags: , ,

“I would not be surprised if he was out there next congratulating Ricky Ponting for winning the Brownlow Medal.”

Federal Treasurer Wayne Swan mocks Malcolm Turnbull’s lack of sports knowledge.



The Robbie Williams of politics
September 23, 2008, 7:31 am
Filed under: Politicians | Tags: , , ,

“Mr Speaker, this Opposition stands for big oil, fast cars and Bacardi Breezers. The Liberal Party is being led by Robbie Williams.”

Wayne Swan, as quoted by Annabel Crabb. September 5 2008. Bet you Labor is sooo wishing the Liberals were led by Robbie Williams now.



The Malcolm Turnbull definition of alcopops
September 21, 2008, 11:01 pm
Filed under: Politicians | Tags: , ,

“The member for Wentworthy has no great affiliation with those sort of everyday goods. He thinks alcopops is the noise that is made when he uncorks a Moet.”

Treasurer Wayne Swan makes a swipe at Malcolm Turnbull during Question Time, September 16 2008.



Is Wayne just there to make Kevin look good?
September 18, 2008, 1:48 am
Filed under: Politicians | Tags: ,

“DOES Wayne Swan have a function in the present government, or is he there just to make Kevin Rudd look good?”

John Mitchell, St Kilda East, Vic, letter to The Australian.



“He’s got a very big ego”
September 16, 2008, 11:35 pm
Filed under: Politicians | Tags: ,

“I notice today that he went to great lengths to say he was a self-made man, and good on him if he was. But my observation is that he is also self-obsessed.  He’s got a very big ego and I don’t think he’s got that affinity with average working Australians that leaders need. That’s my personal judgment.”

Federal Treasurer Wayne Swan on new Liberal leader Malcolm Turnbull.