The Art of the Australian Insult

Is Malcolm Turnbull dead man walking?
June 28, 2009, 4:04 pm
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“By the time they had trawled through Turnbull’s past, the Opposition Leader was portrayed, under the privilege of Parliament, as a treacherous, bullying, smearing, opportunistic, justice-poisoning, forest-stripping, tax-avoiding, profiteering, cat-abusing loser.

I had thought all this was being warehoused for the next election. But no, they want him dead now.”

Paul Sheehan comments on the circling of the hyenas in Parliament, where Malcolm Turnbull looks distinctly like a dead man walking after Utegate. The illustration accompanying the article, in which Turnbull is rendered as a dying zebra being ripped to shreds, is especially entertaining:


My country for a hairdryer
May 8, 2009, 8:31 am
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“This particular allegation by Turnbull is absolutely ridiculous and absolutely false and designed.”

Prime Minister Kevin Rudd resents Malcolm Turnbull’s allegation that he had a frothy over the lack of a hairdryer while visiting troops in Afghanistan.

Having Turnbull on toast
April 6, 2009, 4:51 am
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“The PM’s claim that he is following a reduced-meat diet (“Pork chop carry-on over no meat: Nats”, April 4) seems to be inconsistent with the facts. According to recent polls, Mr Rudd seems to be having the Leader of the Opposition on toast on most days of the week, especially when Parliament is sitting.”

Leslie Sisley Bathurst

Better pay
March 21, 2009, 6:27 am
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“Malcolm Turnbull should have stayed with merchant banking. The pay is so much better for failure.”

Bill Carpenter, Bowral, NSW, letter to The Australian.

March 13, 2009, 10:08 am
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“Costellonomy, like bird watching, is a discipline best suited to the very patient.”

Annabel Crabb reflects on the fascination of the media with Peter Costello. Labor politicians are fascinated by him too. “I’ve known him for a very long time – longer than you characters have known him. And I can’t work him out. Does he have a cunning plan?” Finance Minister Lindsay Tanner said to the Opposition.

“Every minute the cameras spend on Peter Costello doing nothing is a minute they don’t spend on Malcolm Turnbull doing something,” observes Crabb. “This is Turnbull’s central difficulty.”

“Get out of the road”
February 6, 2009, 3:00 am
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“Only Mr Turnbull stands in the road. Therefore I would say to Mr Turnbull and the Liberal party, get out of the road of the government getting on with the job of nation-building and supporting jobs at a time of national economic emergency.”

Kevin Rudd, determined to get the $42 billion stimulus plan approved, does not mince his words.

Tarzan Turnbull has balls
February 5, 2009, 12:18 am
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“Swinging through the trees, Tarzan Turnbull alighted before the dispatch box and, giving his chest a vigorous, if figurative thump, performed his most dazzling feat of machismo yet.

Clad only in the briefest of policy loincloths, Tarzan plans to stand between mum-and-dad Australia and $42-billion of free money, Pink Batts and school libraries.”

Annabel Crabb reflects on Malcolm Turnbull’s rejection of Kevin Rudd’s $42 billion stimulus plan. She quotes a comment from one of the Herald blogs: 

“Whatever else you think of Malcolm, he’s certainly got a pair. They’re going to be flattened like a pile of possum roadkill by the stampede of punters towards Big Kev’s fistful of dollars. But he won’t have died wondering.”